May 2013
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
Where do you live that you get snack breaks in exams?!
jhenriangel asked: The individual solider's intent is to protect and serve. They aren't held accountable for the governments agenda, so people need to stop trying to paint the image that soldiers are horrible people. Soldiers are amazing people, superheros even. Telling people things like that, that they're helping kill millions of people by associating with, or being a soldier, is neither productive,...
Anonymous asked: You do realize that you're not protecting anybody's ass. What you are doing is helping killing millions of people. Congrats
Untitled: naazee: vilifying individual soldiers... →
naazee:
vilifying individual soldiers and celebrating their death is not okay
so many of them are forced into military due to economic reasons and belong to already marginalized groups in society like the black or latino communities etc
not everyone was privileged enough to go to college…
Joined the military to protect your damn ass.
Snow: brownp0wer: noyka: bastardlybrendan:... →
brownp0wer:
noyka:
bastardlybrendan:
princessfuckingprivilege:
thisisthinprivilege:
Thin privilege is being able to die of natural causes.
what
WHAT?
My brian mleted
Ya thin ppl are immuned to diseases + cancers bc diseases discriminate they say “ha ha this…
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
theotheropinion:
call me old fashioned but i want a relationship where i can behead my wife when i get tired of her
finedineonmyvegangenitalia:
I really wish I were falling asleep tonight spooning you. I really wish I were waking up tomorrow to your sleepy smile. I really wish you were near always.
encourage:
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
Why do I have an awful feeling people are going to start shipping Marissa Mayer and David Karp?
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The Botanists - Chapter Six
Already clad in cold officiousness, she woke me some time before dawn. Her skin stung like an ice burn against mine and I could tell instantly the day the potential for heat. I could hear her packing and pacing in the room behind mine as the warm water… View Post
grunkfield:
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
On a scale of one to Bieber’s manager, how depressing is your life?
simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
jhenriangel asked: >___________________> That may or may not have been me. I cannot confirm or deny one way or the other. *fades away into the darkness of night*
Anonymous asked: Hey you're really attractive and kind of cool and I wish we talked more :x
galacticdad:
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
